By Hindustan Times
Mumbai, Feb. 25 -- Haylo my carrot cakes, how goes it with you this Saturday subah? I'M up opt for my fitting. I'M jetting off to LA tonight for the Oscars. I HAVE essentially the most fabulous gown to stroll the red carpet in. No, I'll divulge details only when the time is correct. A line I learnt from my Bolly buddies, hahaha! For now, all I WILL inform you is that may be that it's from a desi darzi. Shhhhh, keep your lips sealed now.
I hoped to satisfy Mallika Sherawat there, but it surely seems I won't. Even if she was probably the most few to be invited, Madam M is flying back to aamchi Mumbai. Lets be crossing one another around the Atlantic. She's in somewhat a rush to go back. Tez, tezzz tezzzzz, because she has to shoot for the Tezz item number...
Ufff this Ratan Jain uncle, did he need to pick the similar day because the Oscars to shoot his gaana? But guess what, MS continues to be smiling, able to sacrifice her Oscar moment for Jainji who stood by her through the making of Hisss. How ssssssssweeet is that now!
The smile, I'm told, has now changed into a hearty chuckle because our Mallikae-Azam, who was sitting pretty in New York, was told that she was alleged to be already in India, hiding behind a burqa. Now since she doesn't have a body double and was still within the Big Apple, she's wondering how she was "spotted". Ah for the flights of fancy!
